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Tsund!Romano x Tsund!Reader: Join My Party? [3]

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Published: Oct 23, 2015

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Join My Party?

Chapter Three

_{It had been a week since you moved into the dorm, and it was more tiring for you than you expected it to be. Although you did spend most of your free time in your room, you still needed to leave it for other things. Meal times were always a little tense, although there wasn't any set times for food and mainly it was make your own meals. Feliciano often made enough food for everyone, so that of course meant that on those occasions you had to eat with Lovino. It wasn't the worst, and things did start to slowly settle down eventually, it was always just a case of one upping each other.
Chores were a hassle as well. The cleaning chores were mainly done by Ludwig and Gilbert, but the rest of you cleaned once a week. There were the usual chores as well such as washing and such. You did your own stuff and never washed anyone else's. Lovino was the same in that aspect, he was always outside the laundry room right as you were done in there. Lovino was always getting on your nerves whether it was his habits or whether it was just looking at him.
It didn't help that you liked to mess with him.
After a few days living in the dorm, you started to memorize his usual schedule. He woke up around nine; had a shower, had breakfast; sometimes he'd read in the common area (providing that Ludwig or Gilbert wasn't there), eat, then go out until or after dinner. He would then come back and disappear into his room again. Then repeat.
Knowing his daily routine did help when you wanted to mess with him. You had lately taken up the hobby of pranking, if only to irritate the Italian. It helped energize the dorm, you thought. And so far, you had pulled three successful pranks.
Your first had involved a piece of paper taped to the underneath of his mouse, covering the laser. A mild prank, yes but you needed to test the waters a bit. You heard him yell "IDIOTA" when he discovered it. Ah yes, you bumped up the irritation level when the piece of paper had printed on it the laughing troll meme.
The second prank was rather nasty. You snuck into his room on the second day whilst he was in the shower and replaced his deodorant with cream cheese. He freaked out the moment he noticed and chased you out of the dorm for an hour.
Your most recent prank was your favourite so far. Lovino uses his own toothpaste, so you ingeniously replaced the toothpaste in the tube with a sort of concoction resembling his usual that involved a hefty amount of wasabi paste. You woke up to his enraged yells and smirked.
Gilbert was the weakness, however. In the beginning when you had started to try and prank Lovino, Gilbert would set you up to fail. He would tell Lovino your prank, or rat you out the moment that the Italian discovered it. You were yelling at Gilbert for ruining your plans, and asked him why.
His response was "Because the guy's beyond unsuspecting. He should at least get a chance!" He then laughed his weird as hell laugh, and you had decided he was your next victim.
And you had the perfect prank in mind.
Taking a deep breath you knocked on the bedroom door.
"What?!" You heard him yell. "I'm busy!"
You opened the door and stared at the Italian. This was the first time that you had seen inside his shared bedroom.
The walls were almost bare just like everyone elses, but painted a rather nice pale blue colour. As you opened the door, to your left was what you presumed was Lovino's bed. It was a double and you saw signs that there were two people sleeping in there? Did Feliciano snuggle up to sleep with his brother? You couldn't help but think that sounded cute. In the far corner was a wardrobe that wasn't very fancy, you had the same one in your room. Next to that pushed against the wall was a seldom used single bed. Perhaps this one was meant to be Feliciano's? But at the moment it seemed to be holding just books and binders, even a few art supplies. The last item in the room was a standard desk set up where the Italian you were looking for was sat using his computer.
The Italian paused what he was doing as he heard you come in, you couldn't help but recognised the screen to be the same pause menu from the RPGMMO that you and PomodoroMagia played. Huh. You hadn't pegged him as the kind of person who would play those sort of games. Lovino looked at you glaring at your very presence.
"The fuck do you want, bastard?" He growled, clearly irritated that you had interrupted him. He was probably still pissed at you due to the wasabi toothpaste stunt you pulled this morning.
"I need your help."
This stunned the man, shocked at your request. It took him a moment for his facial expression to slowly merge into suspicion. "With...what?"
You folded your arms and looked away, your cheeked tinged pink with embarrassment. You hated to ask for help, but it was crucial. Ludwig was a stick in the mud and wouldn't help you, Kiku was too polite to even consider it, Feliciano would wimp out and say no. That left you with the only person that wasn't planned to be the victim left to ask.
"Look, I want to prank Gilbert because he's being a little bitch. I know you're not fond of him, and everyone else won't help me so I'm left here to ask you about it." Lovino was still silent, trying to figure out if it was a trap. "FINE! Be a dick about it! Here I am genuinely asking for your help, and you're being fucking silent – which btw doesn't suit you – and just glaring at me. Fine!"
You had turned to leave but Lovino spoke up just in time. "What do I get out of it?"
"The satisfaction of successfully pranking a narcistic German?"
"Hm...You don't prank me for a month. Then I'll help you, bastard."
You mulled it over. On one hand, Lovino's actions were wonderful with every successful prank pulled which made you want to prank him more and more. Whilst on the other, you were rapidly running out of good pranks and most of the time you were missing out on sleep just setting them up.
You narrowed your eyes. "A week."
"Three."
"Two?"
"Two."
"Then you're going to help prank the fucking asshole or what?"
"Fuck yes.

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The rest of your roommates had all gone out for various reasons. Gilbert had gone to visit his friends Francis and Antonio, Ludwig had gone to visit Roderich and Kiku had gone to a Kendo class. Lovino and yourself had the entire dorm to plan and set up the prank.
In reality "the prank" was actually a series of pranks that you and Lovino had planned on for a whole day. The pranks were tedious to set up, so you had been lucky you were ready when Gilbert walked in the door.
Luckily, he was the first one back.
The starting point of the elaborate plan was rather easy to pull off. You placed a dollar right in front of the entryway to the common area, and as you watched him bend down to pick it up you ripped a piece of cloth in your hands. Gilbert's eyes widened as he looked around to see what got ripped.
It was a struggle for you and Lovino not to laugh. You both managed to stay stoic, as Gilbert went into his room to change, still thinking he had ripped a piece of clothing. Hurrying to your feet, you watched as Gilbert opened the door to his room.
Out fell hundred of Styrofoam balls.
This part was your favourite so far. The two of you had forked out a bit to buy thousands of Stryofoam balls and filled Gilbert and Ludwig's room to around waist height with them. You held in your giggles as you watched the albino wade through them to get to his wardrobe.
Opening the wardrobe was a struggle due to the Stryofoam balls, but when opened it was revealed that its entire contents had been wrapped in tin foil. From the hung up shirts all down to the belts that were rolled up and packed away.
Seizing your chances, you and Lovino sprinted past the now open door and into your room. In an attempt to look casual, you were both sat on your bed playing red hands.
"(Name)!!" You heard Gilbert call and with a giggle you ignored him. It took a few moments when you heard a thud outside your door, you giggled harder and peeked over to see Lovino also struggling to contain his laughter. Gilbert must have slipped on one of the balls. The door opened a second later and both faces became neutral once again.
Gilbert seemed shocked that you were sitting down all civil like with Lovino, but quickly remembered why he was there in the first place. "Was zum teufel_[1], (Name)?! Why is my bruder's room full of styrofoam balls?! And my closet covered in tinfoil?!"
You tried to keep a straight face. "I don't know! Lovino and I have been sat here all day."
Lovino was also struggling to keep a straight face but hid it by looking away from the Albino.
Gilbert's frustration at you halved, and the other half was pushed over onto Lovino. He would have to find a way to get back at you both. Grumbling to himself, he left your room giving you both a parting glare as he shut the door.
You could barely breath through you laughter, but as yours died down you couldn't help but like Lovino's laugh. Today, you learned the Italian wasn't quite such a bad guy. You could even imagine being his friend. Though you learned that he had barely any other friends, maybe you could change that?
You mentally slapped yourself. Yeah right! Your personalities were so similar that they would clash, hence the immediate rivalry that was formed upon meeting him.
Lovino was thinking similar things. He too liked your laugh, he was also thinking that maybe you weren't so bad, and he also was hoping to be your friend. He considered lightening up on his yellings and insults but almost immediately his walls were back up and he found himself silent again.
"Well." You said after a solid minute of silence. "Get the fuck out of my room."
"Fine! Your room smells of junk food anyway." Lovino spat jumping up immediately. He paused just as he was about to leave. "...That was fun." He said in a near silent voice. You picked up on it though and your frown started to turn upwards into a tiny smile.
PomodoroMagia sent you a message!
PM: Just so you know, idiota, I won't be able to do the "all day dungeon crawl" tomorrow. Classes start then.
YOU: Like a give a fuck, tomato asshole? I'll just improve my destruction level. Just make sure you're online Friday, there's gonna be another update. I think it's meant to be a surprise update. Y'know? No one knows what it is.
PM: Yeah, yeah bastard. I'll be on, just make sure you don't get a date then, just to fucking spite you. Might even ask out my room mate. Then who's gonna be out of luck? Fuck off, if any one of us is gonna get a date first it'll be me. Have you even been on a date?
PM: Yeah, who the fuck hasn't?
PM: ...
PM: Have you?
YOU: Of course, I fucking have.
YOU: I GOT TO GO ASSHOLE.
You logged out.
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To be continued...

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_{I do not speak any other language except english, therefore any languages written here will be written with the help of Google Translate. If there is any mistake and you are confident in the language please correct me. I will make any necessary amendments.

Oh wow I almost forgot to post this. I just kinda thought "aw fuck yes RWBY is coming out tomorrow night" and then I kinda went "oh fuck its friday i need to post join my party." and yee. ALSO I APOLOGISE ON THE LACK OF LENGTH THIS CHAPTER. I WAS TRYING TO KEEP IT EQUAL SINCE IN MY WRITING PROGRAM EACH CHAPTER HAS BEEN FIVE PAGES EACH BUT IT WAS THREE THIS ONE. I PROMISE THE NEXT ONE WILL BE SEVEN PAGES.

[1] - What the hell | Would have added it in, but it didn't fit in well and idk it just didn't look right.

Okay also lol praise be everything for the calm conversations between reader-chan and romano omfg. It's like 10x easier to make them be chill and such. Which is ironic since I'm starting to find it difficult for the next part when they start to chill out omfg. I also want to apologise for the total lack of...in character ness of this chapter. But I suppose it furthers the plot with putting the two towards the situation of the next chapter. Count this one as an OVA or something.

I own nothing in this but the story and the writing! You belong to yourself and all the characters belong to Hidekazu Himaruya!!}